Teacher and student Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom. Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”! Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!
Patient and doctor Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out? Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in.
Customer and Tech support Customer called to Tech support: “my computer is not connecting to Internet” Tech support: “Ok, which operating system are you using?” Customer: “Internet explorer”! Tech support: “No, you just right click on “my computer” and click
A software engineer One day a software engineer drowned at the sea. There are many people on the beach and they heard him crying out. But no one understood what he was trying to say. Can you guess what he
During a cold winter day During a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”. Husband replied to pour some warm water on them. After a while husband received a message again “No way, the
Mother to johnny Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?” Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
Station master and a lady passenger A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train. Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train? Station Master: No
Coffee and a fly A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter. Customer: How do I drink this coffee! Waiter: Don’t
A medical professor 1: One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ”There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don’t fear anything.” After saying that, the professor shoved
A little girl A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. “Why do you want a glass of cider?” the teacher asks. “To take