Customer and Tech support Customer called to Tech support: “my computer is not connecting to Internet” Tech support: “Ok, which operating system are you using?” Customer: “Internet explorer”! Tech support: “No, you just right click on “my computer” and click
A software engineer One day a software engineer drowned at the sea. There are many people on the beach and they heard him crying out. But no one understood what he was trying to say. Can you guess what he
Mother to johnny Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?” Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
Station master and a lady passenger A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train. Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train? Station Master: No
Coffee and a fly A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter. Customer: How do I drink this coffee! Waiter: Don’t
A little girl A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. “Why do you want a glass of cider?” the teacher asks. “To take
A. Little girl: “Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?’” Mother: “Because he thinks he’s a chicken.” Little girl: “Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken? Mother: “We need the eggs.” B. Two ducks go on
1. A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says,
A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, “Hey, do you see my ear down there?” The guy on the street picks up
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month’s Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here? Secretary: My lawyer.