Teacher and student Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom. Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”! Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!
A medical professor 1: One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ”There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don’t fear anything.” After saying that, the professor shoved
New Teacher Funny Joke 1. Mother: How do you like your new teacher? Son: I don’t. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn’t give me one! 2. Describing his teacher to his
Teacher and Nick 1. Teacher: “Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?” Nick: “What do you think it is, Sir?” Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!” Nick: “I don’t think I know either, Sir!” 2. A:
Headmaster vs Johnny 1. Headmaster: I’ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly. 2. A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there’s a strict
Patient and Doctor 1. Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. 2. Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens
Sleeping Together Funny Joke 1. Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class 2. Wife :What is 10 years with me? Husband :A second. . Wife:What
College is for Knowledge 1. College is for Knowledge, Knowledge is for Life, Life is for Wife but Wife is a knife which cuts your Life, so never choose your Wife in a college Life… 2. Money will buy a
People of Germany 1. Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs. 2. Just Imagine Life Without Girls!
Innocent Reply Funny Joke 1. Innocent Reply: Kid: Teacher Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: (Correcting Him) “May” I Go To The Bathroom ? Kid: Miss But I Asked 1st..! 2. “Accidents take a minute but the suffering could